| HOWTO: Read the Fucking
Manual |
The information in this article
applies to:
Prerequisites:
- The ability to Read
- Basic Brain Function
SUMMARY
This article demonstrates how to
read the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM
directive.
SYMPTOMS
After asking a truly pathetic
question, you are instructed to RTFM:-
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*** Lamer (~SomePunk@AOL.com) has joined
#visualbasic
[10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your obvious/lame
question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
*** Lamer was kicked by @oper (fuckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83 (~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov) invites you to join
#animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a
webbrowser!!
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CAUSE
Lameness
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INFORMATION Step-by-Step Procedures
- Locate a Manual, either
in printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if you're a
punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view
the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
- Using either the Index or
Search feature, locate a keyword relating to you're
question/problem
- If you're using a printed
manual, flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the
index, alternatively, if you're using the MSDN library, click the
link(s) in the search results window.
- Read the information. If you
have problems understanding the information, read it again. Repeat
until enlightenment is achieved.
REFERENCES
For additional information,
please see the following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge
Base:
Q166392 HOWTO: Read
Q147875
HOWTO: Apply for employment with McDonalds
Q171146 HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything to
XML
Q181290 HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep
it cutting edge
Q102496 INFO: How to use the HOWTO's HOWTO
document
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